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Old 06-30-2010, 08:36 PM   #154
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Originally Posted by Robertb View Post
Dear Kindlekitten:

Trying not to think too hard about this... how does breast size affect the seat belt other than adding length to the belt? Being a guy, I love your stance of freedom and applaud it... but this mental picture does not seem to come into focus.

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nice jab.

try this, and try not to think real hard. go get a canteloupe put it into your shirt. pull the seat belt across it. start backing up. if it is a well fitting caneloupe, you will notice as you tighten your left peck as you look over your left shoulder to clear your rear left that the seat belt rides up towards your neck, and the upper part that attaches to the frame of the car blocks your eyes. I've had these puppies for a long time. I'm a trained professional with them. don't try it without supervision `
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