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Originally Posted by recluse
Zelda doesn't speak to me anymore.
What the fark is a shum?
Don't make me peel your gibbon.
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FWIW, and knowing that Pooh will correct me if I am wrong, this gibbon is not so much
a gibbon as it is
The Gibbon, more familiarly known as "Adrian".
If so, Adrian is invisible and inadvertently violent gibbon, formerly my imaginary friend. This description is fairly loose as he is clearly more visible than your average invisible gibbon, his violence is far more often and more advertent than the definition of inadvertence would normal delineate, his obvious prevalence here at MR outside of my own psyche indicates he is far less imaginary than I thought, and I have long given up, quite willingly and gleefully, any notion that the "my" bit is an exclusive deal only I can create from. He would technically be part of the Commons except that his whole being rebels against the idea of being common in any way. He is not mine. He is MobileRead's and he is his own (as channelled via willing or unwilling author receptacles here).
He weighs whatever he wants to weigh.
He is an ape (an important note, for safety reasons)
He is often not able to be scruted.
He is in a deep relationship with the Pirate Ninja Squirrels.
Interract with him at your own risk (things can go very good, or very bad, for you)
He worships Queen Zee.
He has a crush on BadGoodDeb.
He is a master defenestrator.
Duck.
He also owes me $300, and his Pet Registration is due.
Don't go drinking with him unless you're me...or pshrynk, unsurprisingly.
Cheers,
Marc (just another monkey)