Y'know, I don't like mysteries with old ladies who solve stuff.
How come no one figures out the best first move is to brain the old bat with her own cane and leave her carcass for her cats to eat?
Nothing against any particular old bat here, but, as a group, you've all been very mean.
I wanna be in the story too. But I don't know why. Do I have to fill out a permission slip?
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