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Originally Posted by recluse
Yeah, right!
We all know full well that if he tried something like that, as soon as his wife recovered from the delivery, that shelf would be where the parts of him that got her pregnant would be located. Why do you think he's been pumping iron so frantically?
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I had an acquaintance who swore that after his marriage his testicles were kept in a jar on the wife's side of the bed