"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."
"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. "
"Do unto others, then run. "
"I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. "
(
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au...enny_hill.html) Needed help on this one.
GImme five perfect smells