Hi lcook0825!
Welcome to MR! Which Kindle do you have - the first, the second, the new shiny big one? You could use the extra size of the last one to protect yourself from the
Spoiler:
DUCKS!
You see, instead of ducking when someone says "Duck!" (Which means that a ... let's call it playful duck is coming your way with a big fat "THWACK!!!" in mind*), you could just wave your daily edition as a shield.

Just be careful on which side the screen is!
*THWACK!!! is the sound made by a duck hitting you on the head with her pecker.
Have fun and enjoy the forums!