A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
a force of brave warriors was assembled to rescue the Princess iPad from the evil Lord Darth Alexander.
Darth Alexander had turned to the dark side, repudiating his Flash ancestry and embracing the lure of the Death Apple. Darth Alex distracted the doughty MR force by launching a seductive contest to win the lovely Princess iPad. In truth, whilst the MR members jousted with one another to lodge the correct answer on the survey, Darth Alexander seized the Princess and vanished into the badlands beyond Jupiter. Even now he is running his foul fingers over her lovely touch screen, making her Apps jiggle.
MR must launch a rebel task force to track down Darth Alexander and liberate the Princess. She tried to send a message to aid the rescue team, but her Wifi connection had been dropped. Fortunately, she has left a trail of donut crumbs for MR rebels to follow!
May the Force be with MR!