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When children come in to the doctor’s office where I work, it’s my job to weigh and measure them. After several unsuccessful attempts to get one frightened three-year-old on the scale, her mother said, "Honey, Mommy has a scale at home. Do like I do and stand on it."
Recognition dawned on the child’s face and she confidently stepped on the scale, looked down and exclaimed, "Oh, sh*t!"
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