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Originally Posted by SameOldStory
I tried a condom once. They sure are lousy balloons. But not too bad if you fill them up with water.
My wife tried one of my beers. Now she wants me to try some Boone's Farm Strawberry wine.
But my cousins run me down too much. Any ideas before she gets home from working?
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Show her a picture of a derelict drinkin' Thunderbird. and tell her "You're too good to end up like that..."