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RWood · 09-14-2007, 11:34 PM

FYI Jon, it does not get as cold at night outside here in Virginia as it does in Mass.

I assume that you have never installed Girlfriend 1.0, Wife 2.4, or Mistress 0.99 on your PC or you would understand the absurdity of reason #7.

Overall they were good, not evil -- they were not cruel enough for that designation.

You did forget:

* The Reader does not demand that you pay attention to her during sudden death overtime when the Redskins have the ball at midfield.

* The Reader can be fully charged in a few hours for pennies, a wife requires a nice (read expensive) meal out and 8 hours of sleep.

* The Reader has a reset button.

09-14-2007, 11:34 PM	#15
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	FYI Jon, it does not get as cold at night outside here in Virginia as it does in Mass. I assume that you have never installed Girlfriend 1.0, Wife 2.4, or Mistress 0.99 on your PC or you would understand the absurdity of reason #7. Overall they were good, not evil -- they were not cruel enough for that designation. You did forget: * The Reader does not demand that you pay attention to her during sudden death overtime when the Redskins have the ball at midfield. * The Reader can be fully charged in a few hours for pennies, a wife requires a nice (read expensive) meal out and 8 hours of sleep. * The Reader has a reset button.