Also, no more pocket knives. Swiss Army Knives only. The ones with thumb drives, because dedicated thumb drives are also single-use devices.
And why are you talking about Wiis? Consoles are single-use devices, too; if you want to play video games, you have to get an
iCade. (the rumor was they were going to make that real, but so far nothing
)
And what about that most dedicated of all dedicated devices ... the
beer fridge????