Bob Newhart (Bob Hartley) wakes up and sits up in bed. He turns to his wife, Emily and shakes her awake. "Emily, you'll never believe the dream I just had! I was on the MobileRead forums, entered in a contest to win an iPad. I thought it was real, but I guess it was just a dream!"
(5 points for anyone who knows what I'm referring to. It's been many years since I've seen the show so I'm sure I've got everything wrong here, but it seemed to fit.
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