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Do I have an unreasonable wife? It can't be me, can it?
Anyone else with such a mean spirited person as a spouse?
If you don't have a sad story to tell, give me a little advice.
Now I don't mean anything radical like taking her out to eat. I did that before we got married. No need to do it again.
I thought of taking her out huntin with me and the boys. But mostly we just build a big fire and drink a lot of beer. Never did shoot nuthin but some signs.
The only reason I thought of it was that she could go get us some more beer.
And there’s another reason not to bring her on a huntin trip. She likes that fancy stuff, Thunderbird wine. Or if she's feeling frisky she gets a bottle of Boones Farm strawberry wine.
Sorry to offend any ladies out there but wine just don't belong on a huntin trip. You gatta stick with tradition, beer. And lots of it too. Woman could poison a man by giving him wine after a belly full of beer.
So come on and chime in. And ladies, if you got a problem with your mate, you can chime in too.
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