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Originally Posted by SameOldStory
Konrad was bragging to his boss one day, " You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."...
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First I thought

, then, "OMG! I
know that Konrad fellow!"
Of course, where I work, he goes by a different name, but there's no one he hasn't met and nothing he hasn't done. Mention the Beatles, and he'll tell you something Paul McCartney shared with him during tea. If you tell him of flying in a friend's twin engine Cessna, he'll tell you of his days as a test pilot for NASA. If you tell him you hiked the Wonderland Trail at Mount Rainier, he'll tell you of his conquest of Everest. There's nothing you've done he hasn't outdone!