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Originally Posted by recluse
Try this. It always works:
Come home.
Grab your wife and throw her over your shoulder.
Carry her into the bedroom and make wild, crazy love to her.
When you're done, grunt, wipe yourself off on the drapes and go watch TV.
Don't shower until you ooze manliness.
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Tried that. Didn't work.
I REALLY wanted to do it right, so I practiced before I went home.
Another 12 stitches, and a high heel shoe still up my but.
My wife just don't appreciate me.