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Originally Posted by recluse
Two choices:
The politician/Tiger Woods choice: find a slow 20 year old mistress who is easily impressed,
or
The Sean Connery method: Slap her stupid.
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The politician choice is out. I'm not a good enough lier.
The Tiger Woods choice is out. I'm not even good at Put Put golf.
So I tried the Sean Connery method. I just came back from the ER with 12 stitches.
No matter what I try -
My wife just don't appreciate me.