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Originally Posted by recluse
Injuring myself and recovering from said injury is less traumatic than the potential psychological/ emotional damage of spending time with my family.
And it beats the Hell out of being involved in a potential "Father's Day Massacre" and subsequently being taken down by a SWAT team.
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Diarrhea - real or imagined! Barricade yourself in the bathroom and make disgusting noises. Be sure to have your Kindle and beverages with you!