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Originally Posted by happy_terd
The secret to winning your wife's approval is slapping or pinching her on the bottom and calling her mama every chance you get.
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I've tried to do that. First I practiced with other women. They didn't appreciate my efforts to be a better husband.
My wife just wants to know why I come home all beat up. I told here I was practicing to be a better husband, and she hit me too!!!
My wife just don't appreciate me.