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Originally Posted by YGG-
At a Children's judge office, a 5 years kid and his parents who want to divorce.-
-Judge: hey, you wanna go with your father?...
-Kid: No my dad beats me all the time.
-Wow! Wanna go with you mom, then?
-No, she beats me too.
-Double wow! So who do you want to go with?
-I want to go with the French football National team.
-Sorry???-
-Yes! They never beat anyone!
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Gut, dass der von einem Franzosen kommt!