Originally Posted by vivaldirules
Welcome to Chez Ghee Doggie where we specialize in avant-garde delicacies! We believe food should be both unctuous and minimalistic in order to satisfy the cravings of our fatly affluent customers. We care about you - and won't let you over indulge! Why gorge yourself on a massive (and expensive) dessert when you could pay the same amount for a dessert elegantly presented (and at a fraction of the cost to us)? The uninitiated may laugh but let me assure you that you will come to enjoy the artistry of our fine chefs. Come on in! Pretend to enjoy yourselves! Arf!
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