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"...when you're home alone, and the toilet seat is warm, should you be scared?"
There is most likely a man living inside your walls. I would simply pretend not to notice. If he was going to attack you he would have done it years ago. To try and interact with him may cause him to have to react.
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"...when you are baby proofing your home, did you ever stop and ask yourself whatever happened to survival of the fittest?"
Baby proofing is a scam brought on by the "go green" liberals. The only proof in my house is in a bottle.
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"...if women always insist on going to the ladies room together, aren't partitions and individual toilet seats kind of pointless? Wouldn't a circular group toilet make more sense, allowing them to chat more freely? And speed things up?"
I have been inside the female's bathroom. They go in groups because it isnt really a bathroom at all in there, it is a lounge. They have a couch, big screen television, candy bar machine (at least that is what I think that was...didnt have 50 cents to check it though), and a magazine rack.
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"...do they sell the fat from liposuctions to fast food chains? "
Nope. The same group that regulates liposuctions also created and now sells that wonderfully tasting canned ham called Spam.
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