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Originally Posted by NormHart
Since scientists have shown that global warming is causing increased foul weather, and since this increasing foul weather lead to the Styrofoam Jesus being struck by lightening, we can say without fear of contradiction that it was not the Hand of God that burned Styrofoam Jesus to the ground but rather that it was caused by a severe shortage of Pirates!

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https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87162