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Tell them you don't use whatever they're selling
Go glassy eyed and start talking fervently about some religion or other (preferably one you've made on the spur of the moment just in case they happen to be a member of a real one)
Ask them if it comes with a shower attachment
Open the door in robes (ceremonial or bath, your choice) with a knife in hand and an impatient tone of voice
Shoot them
Gimme 5 uses for masking tape
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