Call in sick with diarrhoea (this actually works!)
Make sure you are self-employed (ho ho)
Invent an obscure religion and say it's one of your holy days.
Quit your job outright, but make sure you have another one lined up for the next day.
If you've got a lookalike twin who needs some cash, deploy him/her.
(BTW - 'add a BP oil rig' LMAO!)
Give me 5 ways on how NOT to screw up a date with a nice lady!
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