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If, when the third moon is high and you recite the secret incantation a deer will emerge from the forest. Upon its mottled coat letters will form. But hold! These are not the letters of the fabled iPad winner, merely the name of the village where one will find the sorcerer, seer and predictor of futures, the wise and fortunate one they call....Gary!!! *Thunder rolls*
Once Gary you have found, take to him the sacred runes of Rimeny Rold, which are now on offer at all good magic shops for only £9.99! Accompanied by a possessed goat known as Timothy, Gary will take said runes, dip them in a ruminated tea and then, with the sweat of a goose, wash them clean. Soon....soon the name of the winner will be revealed...but hold!
To know the name of the winner you must perform these tasks three....
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