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Originally Posted by recluse
Okay, I won't carry the horses. I can do dishes! Wash car! Laundry! I can even sort laundry without looking! Smaller than open hand, no peeking! I'm not allowed to use an iron, but if you slap wet stuff against wall it stays flat! I can even bathe you! Put in tub, no peeking! Take out of tub when done, no peeking! I wear hood, you hold cattle prod!
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Who said you were a monster? You are the kindest most helpful monster in the world. What would we all do without you?
