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Old 06-05-2010, 01:21 PM   #16944
WT Sharpe
Bah, humbug!
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Originally Posted by recluse View Post
I have a question.
I just received an invitation to a wedding involving two "people" I can't stand.
They know I can't stand them.
And while I do enjoy anything involving free booze and a crime against Nature, I'm not going.
My question is, should I write on the RSVP:
"Sorry to hear your daughter is knocked up. Hope you find the sperm donor.", or
"They make a lovely couple but I don't want one of the puppies."?
How about a simple, "Do I know you?"
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