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Originally Posted by happy_terd
My wife use to ALWAYS tell me (yell at me that is) to fart in the bathroom. One time she was getting out of the shower and the steam was still in the air and on the mirror and walls. I walked in while she was toweling off and let a really large one go. There was so much moisture in the air I think it stuck to her.
She was not very happy with me.
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The husband of a woman I know used to say while they were in bed, "1-2-3-
SMELL!", at which point he would pull the covers tightly over them both and cut loose.
They're no longer married!