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Originally Posted by Conor
You know the definition of an alcoholic? A man who drinks more than his doctor.
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LOLZ! I'm going to share that one with my husband. He NEVER tells the doc that he drinks or smokes. Recently the dentist was poking into his mouth and, seeing the stained teeth, said, "So, you're a smoker." And my husband boldly said, "No, I'm not."
