Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
TRUE STORY: I was in court one day (don't ask why) and one of the cases before mine involved a fight in which one of the gentlemen had bitten the other. When the judge asked him why, he replied that sometimes he believes he's a vampire. Whether he was vying for sympathy or trying to cop an insanity plea, it did him no good. The judge responded by saying that since he was a vampire, he had no choice but to lock him up for the common good.
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