....and if I wasn't paranoid before....
Now I wonder if the original document I used as a template had that as a name somehow...? I've been kicking around this resume and just updating/altering it for years, so I guess perhaps Michele could have been living within me for years now!

*grumbles* I don't even *like* the name Michelle, let alone Michele!
<eyes darting madly about>
psst... nom... does your identify include kids? It might be nice to get a little break from them, especially the one who is prancing back and forth right now, singing a made-up song at the top of her lungs... I appreciate the creativity and all, but...