LOL tom.
A buddy of mine at work is a big Mexican fellow named Jesus. I had another coworker (no longer with us) who had a badge holder with the lanyard thing that you put around your neck. He was a Christian fellow and his lanyard had "I love Jesus" written on it.
Once people noticed it and put 2 and 2 together all hell broke loose. It was 8th grade study hall all over again.