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Originally Posted by Stitchawl
I don't like spiders. I know they are good for the environment, eat other bugs, etc., etc., but they are still creepy! I won't let them live inside my house unless they pay their share of the rent. Otherwise, they (and their webs) get coated with clear 'Crylon' acrylic paint and become 'art.'  Creepy art.
(Besides, they scare the hell out of me!  )
Stitchawl |
They do pay their rent though, don't they? Killing flies to avoid them vomiting on your food and maggotting up your bins, and taking out wasps and bees so they don't sting you when you open the blind they're resting on, and stopping the millipedes in their many tracks before they crawl from your pillow into your nostrils at night while you sleep to burrow in your spine and cause a madness where you like Will Ferrell movies, ravenously read
Twilight, and vote in
[insert country name] Idol.
I ask you, which is creepier?
Cheers,
Marc (I've got a phasmid sunbaking on my corpus collosum)