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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
Now hush for a bit - I'm still reading. This is what I've discovered so far:
1. No 2nd update from MOTH on kc.
2. Not satisfied with slaying all her domestic plants, Florence is kidnapping wild plants & subjecting them to unspeakable conditions.
3. Tom has a new avatar - I think it's really Sparky wearing an early Halloween costume.
4. Off to more threads.
5. Oh - drop in to KK's place and investigate the "catnip" patch.
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ah! what a splendid notion! a daily recap by the chicken to keep us up on what we have missed!
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Originally Posted by recluse
ON TOPIC:
Foaming Diarrhea.
Literally.
Sound effects are incredible.
Wish you all were here!
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sounds like one of my trips to Mexico
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Originally Posted by LCF
I'm glad not everyones wishes can come true. Just like in the joke (I'll post later in the joke thread).
On topic: Going to bed. My own bed. Pretty rare occasion these last weeks.  |
well hopefully not sleeping in your bed has been fun!
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Originally Posted by kennyc
She's a poet as well!
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very unintentionally!
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Originally Posted by SneakySnake
I had the biggest fright of my life last night. The bloke had pressed the button the close garage door and cat was in the driveway. I raced back to the garage to see Mr M try to slip under the door as it was closing. He got stuck and I pressed the button just in time to stop him being cut in half. All the time I was screaming.
Mr M was more upset about the noise I was making than the fact that death was but half a minute away. He walked back down the driveway all fluffed up to 3 times his size as a cat does when he has a fright. Within 10 minutes he was fine eating his dinner. I on the other hand was shaking like a leaf.
Mr M is still alive and well this morning, and I am trying not to imprint this as a trauma to give me nightmares.
My nerves are still a little shot. I have to look up how to adjust the sensitivity on the door, but I hope he won't try that again.
Thank you for listening.
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Originally Posted by kennyc
My garage door has a detector and will not close if anything is blocking it.....
You should get one. 
My cats are forever trying to beat the door and then it reverses and opens back up.....it has been left open overnight several times because of that!  |
what kenny said!
