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Old 05-30-2010, 06:32 PM   #1218
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Bah! Humbug!
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Originally Posted by LCF View Post
Now for recluse ant the wishes:

Pooh-bear and Piglet found Aladin's lamp and the jinn said he will grant each one of them 3 wishes. Pooh-bear starts:

I want all bears in this fores (except me) to be female. Done.
Piglet: I want a helmet. Done.
Pooh-bear: I want all bears in the country to be female and astonishingly beautiful. Done.
Piglet: I want a motorbike. Done.
Pooh-bear shining with delight: I want all bears on the world to be female and each to be more beautiful than the other. Done.
Piglet puts the helmet on, throws himself on the bike and shouts riding off: I want Pooh-bear to become gay!

Done.
Et tu LCF?
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