Spring is here and love is in the air. Here are some guaranteed "ice-breakers" to help you single folks out. (disclaimer: I am not responsible for any slaps in the face or butt whoopings received)
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* Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
* Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
* Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
* Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
* I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
* Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
* Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
* You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
* I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
* You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…
* Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
* Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen.
* You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.
* Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
* I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
* Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
* Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
* Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
* I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
* Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
* Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
* Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
* If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
* Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
* You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.
* Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see...
* Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
* Damn girl, you have more curves than a racetrack.
* I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
* Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
* Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
* Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
* Do you want to see something swell?
* Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
* If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
* Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
* Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
* Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
* Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?
* Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
* You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
* Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don't recognize you with your clothes on
* I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
* I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
* Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
* Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
* That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
* I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
* You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
* Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
* You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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