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Originally Posted by FlorenceArt
Ah, do you remember those "elephant in the fridge" jokes? :sigh:
My favorite elephant jokes:
Why shouldn't you be walking in the desert between 4 and 5 PM?
Because that's the time the elephants are doing their skydiving drills.
Why are crocodiles flat?
They were in the desert between 4 and 5.
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The version I know of it:
Why do elephants have big ears?
To flutter from blossom to blossom.
Why shouldn't you be walking in the jungle between 4 and 5 PM?
Because that's the time the elephants are fluttering from blossom to blossom.
Why are crocodiles flat?
They were in the jungle between 4 and 5.
I *love* the slippers addition!