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Originally Posted by FlorenceArt
Ah, do you remember those "elephant in the fridge" jokes? :sigh:
My favorite elephant jokes:
Why shouldn't be walking in the desert between 4 and 5 PM?
Because that's the time the elephants are doing their skydiving drills.
Why are crocodiles flat?
They were in the desert between 4 and 5.
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i never heard those ones ! they're great ! i like this one :
how do you know when an elephant has been in the refrigerator ?
because of the footprints in the butter.
or : how do you get an elephant into the fridge ?
open the door, put the elephant inside, close the door.
how do you get a llama into the fridge ?
open the door, remove the elephant, put the llama inside, close the door.
also i think you may be a good candidate for two of my all-time favourite jokes ever (after "what's the difference between a duck ?") :
1. quelle est la différence entre un bocal et une boîte de conserves ?
dans une boîte de conserves, les petits pois sont verts, mais dans un bocal, les poissons rouges.
hahahahahaha !!!
2. on ne dit pas dégâts des eaux, on dit des marins.
PAAA HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
the first time i saw that one i didn't understand it and it looked completely stupid. i said it out loud like "hein ? on dit pas dégâts des eaux... aaaaaaaaah !! hihihihihi !!"