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Originally Posted by pilotbob
Enjoy it while you can. In a few days you will wake up... he (or she) will be a 19yo who thinks your an idiot, knows nothing about technology, and is off at college sucking your bank account dry. 
BOb |
I dedicate to this my 1000 post that I was keeping in KC honor, because he deserves it. I mean Bob.
Yes and when she graduates she says that she went through this s**t only because you insisted! Then she marries a presumptuous creep, but then ... About 10 months ago she gives you this unbelievably beautiful, sugar sweet grand child. And that finger you were poking about - they say he is everywhere, so may be you'll get him square in one eye - suddenly, that very finger touches heaven. The creature puts his fatty hands on your face, dribbles on your best neck tie, pees on your Armani pants, and he actually smiles at you. Heaven. And she is a fantastic mother on top of it!
Jews sometime say that grand children are the recompense for not having strangled your own children ... There might be some ancient truth in it.