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Originally Posted by LazyScot
Dearly beloved,
We are gathered here today to pay our last respects to Marc, who was dying proof that legs are not faster than a well-aimed, well-thrown, pointy stick....
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
The initial inspiration for Montsnmags Enterprises was actually to develop a rocket-powered, temperospatially-variable-valve-timing, hover car purely to both anticipate in hindsight and dimensionally outfly the old bat's stick. Unimaginable riches and power and introducing Adrian to the PNS were just an unexpected (until the temperospatial breakthrough allowed expectations to be ret-conned) side-affect.
Still, one must always remember to be in the car at the time of lofting a missive DGMa's way. Otherwise one is forced to...
RUN AWAY!
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Suddenly the ground in front of the gathered crowd started to shake, move and rise upwards....
"Oh goody!" shouted Dr. Drib over the sounds of running feet.
and out of the dirt, like a cheesey effect from an old James Bond movie or the second coming of a previously unknown diety, Marc rose up...
"Oh poohsticks!", said a very disappointed Dr. Drib.
"The Zany Carter Resurrection Special...." Marc explained before bowing and trying to give DGma a kiss to show there was no ill will....