Fake balls for the neutered pooch.
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"Neuticles allows your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering. "
http://www.neuticles.com/
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I checked the site out. You can get a reasonable set of dog balls for cheap based off of the size of the pooch.
http://www.neuticles.com/sizing.php
What if the dog doesn't need the new balls, but they just want them for the upgrade? I mean if this is all about self esteem then why not?
I think we should all pitch in and get VR something special for his birthday this year.