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WT Sharpe · 05-24-2010, 09:54 PM

May 25th is Towel Day.

In honor of the late, great Douglas Adams (1952-2001), I'd like to submit the following poem, penned with imput submitted to the Vogon Poetry Generator.

For my friend Kenny

See, see the stoic sky
Marvel at its big madras depths.
Tell me, Kenny do you
Wonder why the ardvaark ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel blah?
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your shuklesnarf facial growth
That looks like
A mold.
What's more, it knows
Your saltpeter potting shed
Smells of recluse.
Everything under the big stoic sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm rotten eggs.

05-24-2010, 09:54 PM	#661
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	May 25th is Towel Day. In honor of the late, great Douglas Adams (1952-2001), I'd like to submit the following poem, penned with imput submitted to the Vogon Poetry Generator. For my friend Kenny See, see the stoic sky Marvel at its big madras depths. Tell me, Kenny do you Wonder why the ardvaark ignores you? Why its foobly stare makes you feel blah? I can tell you, it is Worried by your shuklesnarf facial growth That looks like A mold. What's more, it knows Your saltpeter potting shed Smells of recluse. Everything under the big stoic sky Asks why, why do you even bother? You only charm rotten eggs. Last edited by WT Sharpe; 05-24-2010 at 10:03 PM.