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Originally Posted by DixieGal
If the new borg half-boob comes with a laser and compartment for lipstick and change, then bring it on!
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Errmm...putting in your order with the central cube tonight ... let's see:
1. Nipple-fired laser -- check
2. Storage compartments -- check
3. Power drill attachment -- check
4. Glowing red eye -- optional - not included in quoted cost
5. Ability to lay waste to entire towns & civilizations -- check
6. Cross-your-heart holster -- check
7. Please enclose several valid credit card numbers and we'll get the drones working right away on your rush order.
You might want to also consider purchasing regeneration insurance for your spouse and any pets ... just in case you have some learning "accidents" when you take your new implant out of its protective holster.
