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"So there I was on the Wednesday, almost wearing the little black dress and singing some sultry french chansons when two socks walked in, one wearing a safety pin, and sat by the bar and proceeded to order fabric conditioner doubles. A few minutes later they were joined by a tall dark, sunglasses-wearing man carrying a violin case."
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