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Originally Posted by SneakySnake
He can live there if he likes. As long as he doesn't dress up in a clown suit.
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When I came back from weeding the garden, I found this note on my refrigerator:
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By the time you read this, I’ll be gone. I’m going back to the Kingdom of Id, where the King enjoys my craft. (Well, except for that one ill-fated show where—because of a temporary lapse of judgment—I thought it would be a hoot to do a theme show featuring my best “short people” jokes.)
I appreciate the chance you gave me to be your Avatar, even if it was for only 24 hours. Please don’t concern yourself that my abrupt firing could be interpreted by some legal authorities as a Breach of Contract. Quite frankly, I didn’t want the job anyway, especially at the meager salary you were paying. I understand your funds are limited, though I never could understand why it is that if you’re so smart, why you aren’t rich. I don’t really blame you for the way you were so quick to throw me under the bus when it turned out that many at MobileRead didn’t care for my “type.” You were just doing what you had to do to survive. That’s what political types do. Speaking of which, have you ever considered a professional career in politics? You’d be perfect!
I won’t disgrace your doorstep ever again. Have fun with your so-called “friends” at MobileRead. You deserve each other.
Regards,
Sparky
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I hope all of you are happy now.