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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Of course, this is not for me to determine, and I offer it merely as advisory from my lowly, humble station upon the queenly footstool/ottoman/pouffe before your rocket-powered, armoured and armed pacifism-enforcement throne (Patent pending, Montsnmags Enterprises), but my informants...inform me that LazyScot's 86ing has been planned , budgeted, catered for and resourced by executive-level human (and otherkind) staff at Montsnmags Enterprises for some three financial quarters since next Tuesday fortnight, and that it has not only an inevitability but has already occurred in the last couple of minutes while I have been distracting...err, talking to you.
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Hah! I think you haven't done you studies on number 86. You see, 86 is unstable, as evidenced by it somewhat agressive tendancys and the fact that it is the atomic number of 86. You see, it will decay soon leaving me safe. All I need to do is keep ahead of your little legion of numerically limited lackeys for.. <LazyScot consults the rubber handbook to find out the half life of radon>.... 3.8 days?!!!! <LazyScot performs mental calculations about involving doging differentials and lackey avoidance formulae, and clearly the results are not looking promising.> Fiddlesticks.
Okay you leave me no alternative <LazyScot reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out a flask. A large flask. With warning signs on it. Lots of warning signs. The sorts of warning signs even military dictators don't like collecting.>
I know what you're thinking. "What the heck sort of stupid thing is LazyScot up to now?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Zany Carter Reflexive Triple, the most powerful hangover reflexing drink in the world, and would blow your reality clean into a cocked hat worn by neurotic leprechaun sitting on the third star over to the left, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punks?
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Ugh! Hugs...blech! That was a low blow, Your Highness.
Hey, Zelda, look at that! [points, and when Zelda turns to follow cracks LazyScot across the noggin with a crowbar before tossing it to Adrian who quickly defenestrates himself]
Think you can get me that easily? Just how many times have I visited Adrian's; you'll have to try harder than that next time. Though you might like to apologies to GeoffC who was standing next to me at the time.
What? What'd I do? He was like that when I got here, honest!
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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
*sigh* poor lazyscot, first the d*cks, now this. seriously, don't make me come over there, or i'll demonstrate on you the hug known (affectionately, i swear) as the "straight-jacket of love" by those friends who have experienced it.
/pops back into the temporal dysjunction mechanism to remove crowbar and inconvenient side-effects retroactively.
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I'm not sure, but I think Reality is having trouble tracking all these edits. Perhaps someone could step in for her for a little while to give her a little breather? Florence, are you busy?