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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
thank you for the definition / etymology / other info.
now, we'll be having none of that, you two, just stay well away from lazy scot or i'll have to call in a favour with the PNS ! sheesh. just when you think you can safely leave the llounge-llamas alone without all hell breaking loose, and somebody leaves a quad-trebuchet lying around, and how can that *not* give people fancy ideas ? 
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Well, just quietly, it was actually me that left it there. I was sure it'd be useful for something and to someone, and am just utterly surprised it was me.
But about calling in favours with the PNS...see, I don't think that works. I have somewhat of an influence over Adrian, and Adrian is somewhat of an ever-tolerated jester in the PNS court whose antics are catered too and for regardless of ludicrousityness, but the PNS owe allegiance only to entertainment and entropy (in the language of the PNS, they are the same word). Of course my own allegiance as High Gibbonate to you as Queen is as unwavering as any chief spiritual advisor to a gods-elected monarch, and Adrian would defenestrate his own grandmother for sniff of your controlled, maternal temper, and this effectively in most circumstances has your wishes sharing the same stream of altered consciousness as any dark matter the PNS involves itself in, but I'm unsure as to whether they would respond well to favours requested by balance sheet.
Of course, this is not for me to determine, and I offer it merely as advisory from my lowly, humble station upon the queenly footstool/ottoman/pouffe before your rocket-powered, armoured and armed pacifism-enforcement throne (Patent pending, Montsnmags Enterprises), but my informants...inform me that LazyScot's 86ing has been planned , budgeted, catered for and resourced by executive-level human (and otherkind) staff at Montsnmags Enterprises for some three financial quarters since next Tuesday fortnight, and that it has not only an inevitability but has already occurred in the last couple of minutes while I have been distracting...err, talking to you.
Cheers,
High Gibbonate & CEO Montsnmags Enterprises
"Conflict of interest? Schmonflict of schminterest! I want to defenestrate!"