"It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
-- Sir Sherlock Holmes
As the butler did not do it, and none of the other suspects knowingly or unknowingly committed the crime, I offer a self-confession. Only a board member with the largesse of a Fat Abe could have crushed pshrynk, or as the wag would have put it, flattened him like a pancake. Get the pun? Rhymes with Shrink. J'accuse moi.
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