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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
Well, she did wake you at 2:30 AM to let you know that you could go back to sleep. That was... thoughtful?  |
That reminds me of the old story.
The King visits the town of XXXXX. To honor him they make up his bed with linen richly embroided with pearls. And he cannot sleep all night.
An year later the King returns. This time they do not want to mess it up with an uncomfortable bed. So every hour on the hour two smiling maidens make up the bed again smoothing all wrinkles ...
The story continues with what they did with the toilet bowl to better honor their beloved King. But I spare you the details (available privately on request).