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Originally Posted by recluse
My first name is Jon, which means my parents can't spell, my middle name is Keith, because my mother wanted to name me Matthew.
It's a wonder I turned out as well adjusted as I am.
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My first name is "Marc", which in Oz means my parents were wankers before it was trendy.
Nan used to say that the crows, when they called in the evening, were calling my name.
My first awareness of sexuality started with a goldfish, which I killed.
True stories.
BATHYNOMUS GIGANTEUS!